Stories


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Hey Amigo! If you are a beginner in The Kalix Language, you might want to try some lessons. It will help you to understand the basic structure and some common words. Stories, Prose, Poetry and Music are quite advanced stuff if you aren't from Kalix and thus not familiar with the language.

In order to learn effectively, pause the clip each time you encounter something you don't understand. There is a time code to the right of the play/pause button (minutes:seconds). While listening, note exactly when the difficult parts occur. For each sound clip, make a list of the corresponding time codes. This way you will get a list of questions to ask the teacher, which will speed up your learning process.



Some jokes

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Master Ester, about the woman with an oat flake ass...

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Master Ivar, nice stuff to say while visiting at the Hospital...

Some stories

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Master Holger, Olle and Sten, about the man who lived three horse lives...

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Master Göran, Olle and Sten, about sitting in the wrong place...

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Master Ernst, Rest In Peace, about a Kalix legend Werner Ekholm...

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Master Ernst, about the king

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Master Ernst, don't mess with the dead

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Master Ernst, the guy who didn't freeze

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Master Ernst, about some great fishermen

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Master Olle, about "the stone age hunter"

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Master Sten, about the teacher's vast knowledge

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Master Arne, about the symphonic guy

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Master Arne, about how a oxe could be treated

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Master Arne, more about the same guy, who did't like the sun



And some deep stuff

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A kalix youngster Bernhard who died, master Arne remembers him...